Toro is the master of all things BORK. Originally from the great Motherland of Russia, Toro now spends 90% of his time passed out in various places in the salon, 9% begging for food, and about 1% of the time BORKING AT and BOOPING everyone and everything in his path. He has an insatiable urge for treats and will, on occasion, do some pretty spectacular tricks. Toro takes his position as Head of Human Resources very seriously and believes that it is the core of every successful business. When not BORKING and BOOPING, you can find Toro chasing his tail fast enough to rip a hole in the fabric of space-time. Simply put, Toro is an anomaly, and a creature we suspect not of this planet.